Senseless Ramblings

Damn, my swagger need a bodyguard.

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If you know me, you know all my standby phrases.  They’re usually very strange and ridiculous – always catching an unsuspecting listener off guard.

Damn, bishes must wanna be me.  Please exit stage right. Immediately.

I can’t be bothered.  I just can’t.  I’ve already scratched you off my list, yet you still continue to trick yourself into believing we’re still friends?  I’ve come to accept it. That’s just you. No shame in your game.

I’m gonna treat you like a Subaru and let the universe take care of it.

Get a grip. Please and thank you. The end.


Written by zdubb

10/25/2008 at 8:51 pm

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